Mad--Kat

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Dear Lykus, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in a clown suit and I saw you pull the clothes off my Blink 182 cd. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you ruined my attempts at another world war. Go milk a cow, Kat I gots no one to tag so TEEHEE ------------------------------------- Blank Meme - Dear (someone you recently talked t

Help. Plz. Sherlock is ruining my life right now. Someone please save my from Benedict Cumberbatch's beautiful face. ~cryforeverplz (https://www.deviantart.com/cryforeverplz)